The Internship Program

Around 1989, I started screen-printing posters out of my parents basement. I was burning screens with household light bulbs and making film transparencies at Kinko's. Soon I realized that to improve my print making I needed to find someone willing to show me some tricks and teach me the trade. I wanted to learn by working, watching and helping anyone that was willing to mentor me. I drove to every screen-printing shop within 30 miles and got turned down from every one. I couldn't believe that no was willing to take me on. It truly sucked. That experience made me think that if tables were ever turned, and I had the chance to help someone, that I would. I figured that if I knew more about something than someone else and I could actually physically show them how to do it, that would be the supreme act of revenge on all those people that didn't want to help me. That's right, the internship program here at Ape Do Good began out of pure spite and anger toward everyone that told me that I couldn't do it...but I'm not bitter...

Here are the rules:

1. You have to be at least 18 years old. We have serious equipment that requires a certain amount of maturity.
2. You have to commit to one full day a week.
3. You have to commit to that same day for at least 3 months. If you miss twice without prior notice you're out.
4. You can't listen to any Top 40, American Idol, Britney Spears type she-ite music.
5. You Must Fill Out the Form Below